when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

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*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

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Shoutout to the females that compliment each other, that jealousy shit dead

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One Scene Per Episode - Doctor Who.
3x09 “Family of Blood”.

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i’m very sorry for making you aware of your own blinking at this moment

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“Just you wait until my husband gets home.”

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